velcrosex 

When two partners are about to get intimite a.k.a. canoodle and both have extremly lage amounts of pubic hair. so much that it sticks to one another

man me and sally just had the kinkiest velcrosex

or

i hate velcrosex, makes my dick hole chafe

velcrosex by Dylan Bartlett February 26, 2008

Velcrosac 

noun- the condition of one's scrotum sticking to one's thigh, that requires adjustment in order to peel them apart. The most common cause is sweaty balls

I have a serious case of velcrosac, my balls keep sticking to my thigh.

Velcrosac by GrayMac May 7, 2010

Velcrosnuggle 

When two people snuggle so hard in their sleep that to pull them apart would be like pulling apart velcro.

Bob and Dave velcrosnuggled the night away in the sleeping bag.

Velcrosnuggle by ThoreauInSF September 25, 2013

Velcrohead 

A derogatory term used to refer to blacks. Velcrohead is derived from the nappy hair many blacks have.

Look at those little velcroheads munching on their poormet cuisine.

Velcrohead by evenplay August 24, 2008

Velosexual 

A portmanteu of the French world velo (bike) and hypersexuality, describing a person who has an excessive preoccupation of sexual thoughts, urges, or behaviors towards the sport of cycling.

Wow! What a ride! I'm feeling very Velosexual right now.
Them Velosexuals are the hottest thing that came to cycling.

Velosexual by Velosexual March 18, 2021

velcroed 

when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.

i just got velcroed on his shoes!

velcroed by guccigirl September 1, 2005

Velcros 

Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.

shoes footwear nudity Velcros

Velcros by Yung Corduroy September 19, 2010