valent 

short for "valentine" aka "cupid" basically this is a guy who can help you through a tough breakup or anything like that. typically tends to be surrounded by more girls than guys. might give the impression that hes, but in no way is, gay. Great friend to both sexes when in a private or serious situation but can act out in public. might sometimes interest girls but not too much.

girl: thanks for helping me get over Jeff, your a great valent

valent by vortexwolf13 October 9, 2011

Valent 

An adjective indicating that someone feels like an outsider within their inner circle of friends. Comes from valence electrons always being on the outside of an atom, even though they are still a part of it.

Jessica: “Do you want to come to my sleepover?”

Tammy: “Do you really want me to? I’ve been feeling kind of valent recently and thought you weren’t going to invite me.”

Valent by ShadowKnight76 June 4, 2019

Funny Valentine 

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.

1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"

Funny Valentine by Sospicion July 24, 2019

Valentanal

Anal sex on Valentine’s Day

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.

Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021

Valntyne 

Calum hood or also known as C Dizzel Swizzel Or Cool Guy Cal created valntyne at his great state. He talks about how much he hates valentine’s Day.

“Man valntyne’s day is probably my worst hatred day of the year. There’s so much pressure involved.”

Valntyne by Lovedrom998 August 8, 2018

valene 

A very strong young lady who doesn't give up on anything. Very helpful young lady who puts everyone before herself. Being in a relationship with her is a good thing because she will love you forever and always been by your side.

Valene is a beautiful lady

valene by Layla343 December 20, 2016

valentines day video 

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.

phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

valentines day video by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015