unloose 

a thing, person, place or idea which is very "cool" "fun" or otherwise awesome; tight; not loose.

Mr. Johnson: Eddie, did you manage to turn in your essay to my inbox?

Eddie: No, I didn't have time to write it.

Mr. Johnson: That's not very good Eddie. Okay... Kurt, did you turn it in?

Kurt: Yeah, just a minute ago.

Mr. Johnson: Great! That is unloose, Kurt.

unloose by kurt wiseman December 16, 2007

unlooshed 

To blow a gigantic load to the point you are drained of all bodily fluids, yet have a smile on your face.

I totally unlooshed on that stripper, she had no idea and I think she might need a Zamboni to clear her face.

unlooshed by unlooshed1 November 27, 2012

unloser 

What you call yourself when you are getting roasted and someone calls you a loser

Dude roasting you: you are a loser

You: no I’m an unloser

unloser by Ursexyboi May 13, 2018

Unlose 

To win. Especially in an online FPS such as CS or Quake (or any mod thereof).

Red team is teh unlose!

Unlose by doug November 14, 2003

Unlose 

The Name of the flashlight in the Quake 3 Urban Terror Mod 1.27 ("Teh Unlose")

It's name is often invoked as an adjective meaning "cool" or as a verb meaning "to win."

Red team will unlose this game!

Stryker is teh unlose.

Unlose by otac0n July 26, 2006

unloosen 

The opposite of loosen. Often used when referring to removing hardware, however it actually means to tighten. An oxymoron.

Hey bill, unloosen that seat bolt so I can sit on my bike.

unloosen by J25 September 8, 2005

uploose 

A stuck up snob who is being laid back and relaxing.

Normally you're a stuck up snob, but you're uploose today.

uploose by Tipsy Flipsy April 5, 2017