The situation of a male who has not recently experienced an orgasm and/or ejaculation. The term is typically used by practitioners of edging and tantric masturbation to express the state or duration of successful avoidance of orgasm and/or ejaculation, despite regular sexual stimulation that would normally be expected to produce the same.

I'm 13 days uncummed. How about you?
I'd much rather edge for an hour a day and remain uncummed than to jack off in daily two-minute quickie sessions like some 12-year-old who has just discovered his penis.

uncummed by mv8652 December 21, 2012

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uncumberbatchable

Being so extremely unpopular and/or dislikable that even Benedict Cumberbatch could not make you a likable character in a movie.

Julien Assange is not a likeable man. Even Benedict Cumberbatch could not make him likeable. He is Uncumberbatchable.

uncumberbatchable by MBobbie March 31, 2018

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Unicame

When you fill in the glabella of your sexual partner with semen to make a unibrow of sorts.

Source “The Goons” (McNasty, TheDooo, Blarg, and SnipingSoup) on YouTube

Josh - “Hey what’d you and Jessica do last night?”
Sam - “We went back to my place and gave that bitch a Unicame bruh”
Josh - “Damn bro, that’s awesome”

Unicame by Jack_BlacksPlaque June 13, 2023

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uncumfortable

un-cum-fort-a-ble the act of ejaculating in a girl's belly button then making another girl take it as a body shot.

(pronounce the word with emphasis on each syllable)

Mikey felt very kinky, so he performed uncumfortable with his two mail-order brides.

uncumfortable by 1-800-Asian Dave October 16, 2007

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