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Tittention 

Exposing your breasts, cleavage, and/or side boob for attention.
That big boobed bitch is getting all the tittention.
Tittention by TMcGee June 2, 2015

Twittention Whore 

One found to be continually guilty of using Twitter (The worst thing to happen to the internet since reverse time-travelling cyber-cancer) as a means to drum up a continual interest in their dull, banal private life
Question: Can you believe Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers?

Answer: Ashton Kutcher can go die on a toilet, he's nothing but a filthy twittention whore!
Twittention Whore by Skipjimroo January 2, 2010

texttention span 

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.
Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.
texttention span by LBeverly June 29, 2011

Texttention 

The sporadic attention required for a text conversation.
After a long text conversation. "Thanks for all the texttention!"
Texttention by Justingus September 20, 2015

Tweettention 

When you get a lot of likes or retweets on Twitter
“I’m getting hella likes on this tweet and former POTUS Barack Obama retweeted me. This is the most tweettention I’ve ever gotten.
Tweettention by UndeniableClout October 22, 2017