twaterson 

The all american white male

last name from the north caribbean

M r. And mrs. Twaterson

Did You see that twaterson walking down the beach

twaterson by Twaterson October 4, 2020

Twatson 

The average Twatson is 6'2" and weighs 220 lb. It inhabits northern New Jersey but can also be found in Arkansas or Maine, depending on the season. Its diet primarily consists of Jets and Diet Cokes from the Parkwood Deli, although it also enjoys the cock. Twatsons are incredibly fucking stupid and uncoordinated. They are always seen squinting and have an abnormally-sized big toe.

Twatson: Did you guys know that the national sport of Arkansas is driving?

Twatson by rectumranger31 April 21, 2010

Tatersnuz 

Somebod who's nose looks like a potato

Abba has a tatersnuz and it does not look good

Tatersnuz by Brim five tony November 22, 2017

textersonator 

A person who pretends they are someone else via text message. For instance: Picking up your boyfriend's cell phone and texting someone from his phone, as if you ARE the boyfriend.

Responding to a text message that wasn't meant for you as if you are the person it was meant for.

I thought I was texting Jim last night, but I found out it was actually Sally. What a textersonator, I'll never trust her again.

textersonator by Cassam September 4, 2010

Textersonating 

Sucessfully impersonates someone while text messaging. Done by texting something that the person might say in a given situation.

Used to mock or put down.

John's text: Stop textersonating my mom.

Bill's text: John's mom: Oh Bill U R just mad
BC Bill is gonna B your new daddy.

John's text: U R such a dick

Textersonating by jdmill8 June 1, 2007

twaterworks

A hybrid of the words twat (vagina) and waterworks (crying). A term describing a person who is overtly sensitive and takes sarcasm and obvious humor personally. The act of bitching and moaning over obvious satire.

You shouldn't have made fun of her, now she's putting on the twaterworks.

twaterworks by Geekbird April 27, 2005

Twittersona 

A twitterer's persona.

i.e. Twitter + Persona

There are those who would use their twittersona for evil.

Twittersona by Shannon McDonnell February 12, 2009