turd pie 

my sister

My sis is the biggest turdpie in the world.

turd pie by FIASQP August 9, 2003

Turd pie monkey 

a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay

Steven is a Turd Pie Monkey

Turd pie monkey by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003

surface piercing turd 

When you shat out so much product that it fills the bowl and goes from a standard submariner, to a surface piercing turd. Above water the turd releases it dragon breath

I ate so much fish last night I laid out a surface piercing turd.

surface piercing turd by Powedertoastman January 15, 2021

piece of goat turd. 

a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.

that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.

piece of goat turd. by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022

Turdpiece

Opposite of "showpiece" - something denoting failure or deserving of admonishment; total crap, garbage

The paper John turned in was a total turdpiece...but I'm not surprised because he put it together at the last minute.

Turdpiece by FlackDaddy October 22, 2013

triple decker turdpie 

A person who exceeds the usual pre-requisites for being a jerk, and is further characterized by pompous indignation at any inferred criticism. These people are facinated with the smell of their own poops.

Carl, the quintesential triple decker turdpie, never returned phone calls from people he suspected mocked him, and preferred the bathroom to the company of others.

triple decker turdpie by Jayne Fisher July 13, 2012