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Technical term used to describe the tightness and symmetry of a wound headdress typically worn by Muslims.
"Here let me help you...your turbage is as wacky as a monkey's aunt"
Turbage by Dbo February 4, 2004
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The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.
turdage by RSyourself December 30, 2013
'(t)ərbij

Also referred to as weed, ganja, bud, green, or trees, it is the primary ingredient of the common safety meeting.

Terbage has been known to cure glaucoma, stimulate appetite, and produce brilliant ideas when used correctly. However, it should not be used directly before operating heavy machinery, trying to go to the bar, or walking into your parents house when you know they're still going to be up and you're gonna have to try to talk to them.

Terbage thrives in many environments, and can often be found on chairlifts or at barbeques, disc golf tournaments, and in that secret compartment in the center console.

Syn: Weed, Ganja, Bud, Green, Trees, Herb
Brosef! Just picked up some terbage, shall we do the honors?

Dude, time for a safety meeting. Wheres the terbage?

Should we terb it up?

Terbage?
Terbage by ThisAintKyle March 28, 2010
Family name known for large dicks
Did you hear that turnage boy pierced her stomach
turnage by TCal2020 May 19, 2017

Unpredicted Turdage 

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.
'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'

turbaned albanian 

the turbaned albanian emoji
turbaned albanian