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Touching
It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."
"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."
Touching by J. B. Baby May 25, 2006
Touching
Touching someone in a sexual place...and then getting rejected and contemplating life and why you sexually abused her to get her to date you
Nasty bitch
Nasty bitch
Touching by XxthatgirlwhohasnofriendsxX October 5, 2020
Touching tips
A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."
Touching tips by Fromundo June 20, 2016
touching fish
A work ethic based on laziness as protest against current work culture in which
high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.
high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.
- Yo bro, where's Tony? He's been gone for 30 minutes...
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.
touching fish by Shizibizan January 19, 2021
Touching hats
"So you remember the girl from last night? Well I took her home after and we were, uh, touching hats for a good two hours."
Touching hats by Sarg Pepper August 25, 2011
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Soul digger
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