to fail 

To lose, not pass or give up on doing something

I know i'm going to fail my exams...

to fail by - A Person August 20, 2016

to fail grade 11 

Jerking off, to masturbate, to discover one's clitoris

I need to fail grade 11 before I head out
I miss failing grade 11 with my barber

to fail grade 11 by Tomfoolery_ December 11, 2021

too big to fail 

Excuse given by those supporting the wealthy establishment for why millions in taxpayer dollars should be given to large corporations to prevent them from defaulting.

Fake News made sure to drive the point home every few minutes that $10 billion needed to be given to Goldman Sachs because it is too big to fail (that is, so that their investors wouldn't take such a hard hit).

too big to fail by rich rick July 22, 2011

Too Big to Fail 

A turd, that by itself, is large enough to clog the toilet without the use of paper, possibly needing to be broken up with plunger etc.

"I took a mean dump this morning. I had to poke at it with a plunger until it went down. That shit was just too big to fail"

Too Big to Fail by joshuajdickerson April 19, 2009

Too hot to fail 

Someone who avoids failure on the basis of attractiveness rather than his/her merits. It applies to presentations, oral exams, job interviews where the individual is under-qualified, under-prepared or under-smart but still receives a favourable evaluation because of the individual's appearance.

Heidi: Can you believe Brooke passed her oral after her three day bender in Vegas? I'm surprised she could even form a coherent sentence.

Marisa: She didn't have to. She's too hot to fail.

It may be extended further,

Nancy: Megan Fox is shallow and a terrible actress.
Billy: Ya but I bet her movie does well. She's too hot to fail.

Too hot to fail by ChanduNagre February 13, 2010

Failure to plan is planning to fail! 

The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.

Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Failure to plan is planning to fail! by gravedog February 2, 2010

Doomed to fail 

A good description of Biden's presidency. Even worse than doa- dead on arrival.

Biden's presidency is doomed to fail for reasons I can't really describe here but please trust me.

Doomed to fail by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2022