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Surface titsion 

When you wear a bra too small and your books almost spill out, but not quite.
Did you see the chick in the orange shirt? She has perfected the art of surface titsion.
A racially disparaging term for a black person...literally means "burnt end of the stick," or perhaps, a charcoal briquette. It may have something to do with the color, huh? This spelling is the phonetically-advantageous and more popularized version; however, the correct goombah spelling is "tizzun."
(SAME PRONUNCIATION)
Fuckin' titsoon stole 30 cartons of Newports, 115 Watermelons, 1,000 packets of multi-flavored Kool-Aid mix, 17 cases of Orange Crush, 122 bottles of Colt 45 Malt Liquor, a pallet of Banquet frozen fried chicken, and all the fuckin' spear ribs and collared greens the supermarket had in stock!
TITSOON by weave November 22, 2003

pee-tition 

Small wall separating the urinals in the men's room.
I have a shy bladder and hate to use a men's room with no pee-titions.
pee-tition by wilddogg November 12, 2009

titsonian 

A fictional museum housing and displaying the most wonderful tits in the history of the world.
"Dude, you see those tits? Work of art. They should be on display in the Titsonian"
titsonian by -Rd September 14, 2012

Titsoon <sp?> 

Oh God, look at all the Titsoons in this club!
Titsoon <sp?> by bababooey April 20, 2003

titsonable 

Useless, incapable of proving worth, such as: Tits on a bull
Mike is titsonable today, he can't seem to focus on the task at hand.
titsonable by Mikey New Shoes December 23, 2006