titleitis

titleitis - the overwhelming compulsion to have a title, any title, while failing to live up to the standard of that title.

John's breath reeks of titleitis - he sounds like some self-important schmuck since he became club treasurer. He still can't balance the check book.

titleitis by FBryanC December 28, 2013

Titvertising 

An item of clothing in which a commonly banal statement is heat transferred, silk screened or embossed across the breast bone.

"Hooter girls are notorious for their TITvertising."

Titvertising by Ggbeltram March 31, 2008

tititis 

Inflammation of the entire breast area(s) of a woman due to rough sexual activity on her breasts. Fairly common condition following instense tit fucking sessions.

Boyfriend: "Honey your tits look so good today that I am going to give you a case of tititis like you have never had before!"

Woman: "I love my tits to be fucked hard, but hate when I get tititis because of it!"

tititis by willDuer March 22, 2011

turtleitis

When your penis has major shrinkage, due to cold water, weather or anything else cold.

Brrr! got a wicked case of turtleitis, this pool is too cold!

turtleitis by aries:) March 5, 2010

Tableitis 

The disease was first commonly found in the mid 17th century, With sugar plantations across the globe and monetary currencies being shipped from one side map to the other there were many pirates fighting each other for the prize while starving at the same time. Their limbs were slowly lost and reverting to a more natural solid wooden state.

The disease can be stopped if caught in time but if you ignore the symptoms eventually all four limbs will become wooden and your body will have fully converted into an antique wooden table. The remains of these long lost sea travelers can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.

Tableitis victims can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.

Tableitis by CAJ565 July 5, 2010

Bullet-Timeitis 

The act of thinking that you can pull off insane shots with firearms while in midair after play Max Payne for an extended amount of time.

Yesterday after completing Max Payne 3 on hardcore I began to jump onto my couch sideways and act as if I was dual wielding pistols, I must have had a severe case of Bullet-Timeitis.

Bullet-Timeitis by jjm8397 June 28, 2012

Tieitis 

(N) An allergy to the act of wearing a necktie. Can often be used to get out of wearing a tie to work.

"Why are you not wearing a tie?"
"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?
"What medical condition would that be?"
"Tieitis"

Tieitis by Jeff Wilder September 24, 2005