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tomfuckery 

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.
An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
tomfuckery by AWads September 7, 2007

taxfuckery 

An elite art form perfected by the 45th President that brings tax evasion to new heights.
He is a lifelong master of the rich man’s game, total and complete taxfuckery.
taxfuckery by Dr Bunnygirl May 8, 2019

tomfuckery 

When your friend does something really fucking stupid and doesn't stop
Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery

Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out

I rip you in half you little shit!

Well come get some old man

Come here you scaly fuck

Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase

NO! all these soul stairs!
tomfuckery by Mirik November 2, 2017

titsuckers 

Q: So do you have any titsuckers?

A: Yes, a daughter.

As taken from the TV series Califonication, Season 2, Episode 2 "The Great Ashby".
titsuckers by Nick Nailer February 21, 2009

titfuck blowjob 

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.
Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!
titfuck blowjob by AJAW July 14, 2004

TomFuckery 

Similar to “TomFoolery,” but to a much higher extent.
I AM SICK OF YOUR TOMFUCKERY, JOHN.
TomFuckery by voidheart69 March 17, 2020