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Ticking Time Bomb 

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
Related Words

tickanaled 

When you tickle someone but accidentally stick your finger in their anus
Billy was tickling Tommy and tickanaled him. Billy kind of laughed, but Tommy felt violated. The rest of us are wondering why they were tickling each other naked.
tickanaled by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin' 

1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.

2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.

2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
A romany gypsy word for girl,
"moosh over a doey got a cushti tickna"
tickna by SuperShezTM January 15, 2008

tickness 

as opposed to the typical pronunciation "thickness" which refers to a thick, desirable, voluptuous woman (usually with a large behind and fine curves), this word is pronounced tick-ness, so as to adhere more to the gangster accent/origin from which the term is derived
O hello woman, go on 'n' get ovrr hrrr tickness.
tickness by ter1080 June 27, 2010
a feeble/clumsy attepmt at picking up with a girl, usually resulting in other males laughing ruthlessly at the culprit
Oh man, that was a tickner of ann effort, my grandmother could do better!
tickner by jono smith August 23, 2006