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The Homer Simpson 

When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart
Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.
The Homer Simpson by The ibiza choker September 28, 2019

homer anthony strickland the third 

A hentai loving asian whose legendary for fapping over 72 hours before collapsing from over exertion
Have you heard about Homer Anthony Strickland the third? He's a legend in a league of his own.

Homer flees into the bushes 

Homer was going to play golf with Flanders but then Flanders said no, so Homer fled into the bushes
Homer flees into the bushes in the Simpsons

Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer

Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.
Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.

the Hoerner 

When the opposite partner affectionately touches you and immediately turns away and pretends to be tired, yet comes back repeatedly after a few moments over and over again
A girl kisses a boy and looks deep into his eyes (both thinking this is awesome!!!!) as the boy goes back to kiss her again she turns her head back and acts like she's tired just to play her games. the hoerner is what you just experienced
the Hoerner by Yorkmiester April 20, 2010

Inside the park homerun

Someone go tell the janitor someone left him a inside the park homerun”