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the "Barber"

when you have the herpes, aids, and all the STDs accounted for in your med records...you've got the "Barber".
Man I just got back from the clinic: I've got the trifecta- the "Barber".

The Barber Special 

Total an utterly gay , enjoys anal, and long walks on the beach!
A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special”

Brandon the Barber 

he is the best barber gives you that fade 1st time free best at fades he's looking for 5 big oily pickaxe dudes so if you know any big oily pickaxe dudes tag them in the comments
"YOOOOOOOOOO my boy Brandon the Barber HOOKED ME UP BRO LOOK"

You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast. 

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

phil the barber 

A man who gets a nose ring at 40 years old
"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."
phil the barber by JiveassCracker January 30, 2015

floyd the barber 

A word used to describe a serial rapist, commonly shortened to just "Floyd". This phrase originated from a song by the band Nirvana
She knew she was with Floyd the Barber as soon as she saw the van.
floyd the barber by Hockey16 May 31, 2017