text massage
When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.
text massage by VPforVP September 23, 2012
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When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.
Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".
text massage by Ryan J G February 26, 2006
Text Massage
When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.
Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?
Friend 2
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Text Massage by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010
Text Massage
What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.
Text Massage by destructotruck March 17, 2010
text massage
That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis
text massage by Sweetjsus April 15, 2006
text massage
When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".
text massage by saltyconfetti August 7, 2011
Text Massage
Text Massage by Captain Killshit November 18, 2011