Tea is a diuretic that elevates the rate of
urination (diuresis).
There are several categories of diuretics.
The most common, legal, efficent and
effective diuretic, known to mankind, being cups of tea.
All diuretics
increase the excretion of water from the body, through constant peeing.
High comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
Teapee is the main social function of the elderly.