tea leaves 

Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.

Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.

tea leaves by flippersideways November 22, 2013

Tea Leaves 

Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.

Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.

Tea leaves - ow.

Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......

Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Tea Leaves by iAteUrSandwich November 14, 2011

Tea leaves 

What poor people smoke instead of weed

Stoner: do you have 25cents
Bystander: no why?

Stoner: I need some tea leaves

Bystander: that's screwed up man

Tea leaves by Joseph bombardier July 9, 2015

Tijuana Tea Leaves

A nickname for marijuana based on the fact that a lot of marijuana is smuggled in from Mexico, often around Tijuana.

Tony and I smoked some Tijuana Tea Leaves we got from a Mexican

Tijuana Tea Leaves by weeeeeeeeeddssssss September 1, 2009

want me to read your tea leaves? 

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

want me to read your tea leaves? by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

reading the tea leaves 

The ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while " stirring the teabag"

"Mate! I've been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. The outlook is dire!"

Or

After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.

reading the tea leaves by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017

chew on tea leaves 

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)

me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.

chew on tea leaves by ahlaaron April 14, 2019