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Hakuna your tatas 

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
Related Words

Tantasqua 

All the students are teachers like to shove 9" cocks in their but and they love to pick on kids. the principle gets clout
tantasqua sucks my ass more than Joey does.
Tantasqua by TantyBoy333 October 8, 2019

ratta-tatta turds 

When turds are expelled from someone’s anus in the manner of machine gunfire.
I could hear him from more than a block away shitting his signature ratta-tatta turds!
Tartash is the action of ejaculation, to fuck, to cum...
Alpha 1: Yo Alpha 2, what are you doing tonight?
Alpha 2: I'm going to tartash on this girl that I picked up yesterday.
Alpha 1: Make sure that you tartash on her face...
Tartash by Your1GrandMa August 22, 2011

Tattay shaat 

Derived from the word "tattay" or balls or testicles. "Shaat" is slang for short circuit. Analogous to two balls being short circuited together like two wires. Used to define a situation when something goes terribly wrong with someone.
Meray baap ney mujhey cigarette peetay dekh liya, meray tattay shaat hogaye!
Tattay shaat by Sindhi Bhau June 2, 2020

tattarrattat 

A knock on the door, as coined by James Joyce in the book Ulysses.

It is also the longest palindrome in the dictionary.
"I was just beginning to yawn with nerves thinking he was trying to make a fool of me when I knew his tattarrattat at the door"
tattarrattat by CaseyB May 19, 2008