tassified

contaminating food items. if you have dirty unwashed hands, you are apt to tassify product.

tassy sneezed into his hands and tassified the meatloaf.

if you just tassified the lunchmeat, i'm more apt to call you a tasshole.

tassified by snassy January 9, 2012

yassified 

Referring to something or someone. To have experienced a glow up or done something that makes you screen "yass queen finger snapping". It normally refers to a change admired or cherished in the LGBTQplus community or boss-bitch culture.

Person A: I heard that Queen Elisabeth II is getting a bbl.
Person B: Yass queen!
Person A: She's the yassified queen.

yassified by Tio Mike November 23, 2021

Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

Assifieds by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

yassified 

To yassify someone or something by putting a “perfect face” filter over their image.

Have you seen the yassify bot on twitter? They yassified the peanut butter baby today.

yassified by madelny December 5, 2021

Assified 

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.

Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.

Assified by there are those who call me......Russ? February 21, 2003

yassified 

The end result of a yassification.

The curse that was applied on shrek to become human is the yassification. Shrek becoming human is the end result of the yassification, therefore he is now yassified.

yassified by loonatheworld November 24, 2021

Tensified 

99.

Has anyone seen Tensified lately? No, but even when he's not around he's still around. Agent 99 Tensi baby.

Tensified by Tensified July 29, 2016