tardsportation 

The act of giving a Melbournian a lift somewhere. Alternate name for the Melbourne transport system.

Melbourne has a third world tardsportation system.

tardsportation by jacck May 13, 2007

Transportation Security Administration

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals

Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

Transportation Security Administration by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013

chariot transportation 

To take a friend to Physical Education Class via holding them piggyback style or princess style.

"CHARIOT" -K
chariot comes running out of the misty locker room picks up K and runs to pe.
This is chariot transportation

chariot transportation by chariotthreebff September 29, 2011

Immaculate Transportation 

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.

I got so drunk last night I experienced immaculate transportation!

Immaculate Transportation by Vern Swanson February 4, 2014

Transportation Narcolepsy

The act of falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.

Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.

Transportation Narcolepsy by scooterams July 29, 2008

proletariat transportation

in all North American cities and towns ( except Montreal, Toronto, Boston, NYC and San Francisco- suburbs not included), an offensive term for the public transit (bus, metro, tram, etc.) system

The reason the 5 cities mentioned above are excluded from the definition of proletariat transportation is because they have a well developed, in North American standards, public transit system.

proletariat transportation by Uncle Dimma February 21, 2015

Public Transportation Karma 

The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.

Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this

Public Transportation Karma by Mitchelnext April 1, 2011