sympoon

1. When a girls clearly out of your league, but you've been going through a rough patch in your life so she decides to bang you in the name of emotional charity.

2. A shorthand version "sympathy poon."

Person 1: How'd you get with Ashley last weekend? She so out of your league!
Person 2: Well I told her my uncle just passed away and she felt bad so I was able to snag some sympoon.

sympoon by thekid9176 June 22, 2017

symphony of destruction 

kick ass song by megadeth.

Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction

chorus of symphony of destruction

symphony of destruction by darthredneck September 16, 2008

beethovens 69th symphony 

the act of receiving oral sex while playing the piano

-dude my girlfriend just gave me a beethovens 69th symphony.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.

beethovens 69th symphony by DJ.B November 7, 2010

Symphony of Flatulence 

1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.

Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.

Symphony of Flatulence by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018

Symphony X 

A progressive metal band from New Jersey, Symphony X includes members Michael Romeo (guitars), Russell Allen (vocals), Michael Pinnella (keyboards), Jason Rullo (drums), and Michael LePond (bass). The band officially has more members named Michael than any other in history. They draw from a wide range of influences — everything from Bach and Mozart to Kiss and Yngwie Malmsteen — and their songs deal mostly with ancient history and mythology. Each member boasts exceptional skill, most notably Romeo and Allen (guitars and vocals, respectively).

I loved Symphony X's "Divine Wings of Tragedy" album! Michael Romeo makes Yngwie look like Jack White!

Symphony X by sickink2 June 13, 2005

Symphony X 

Most under-rated band ever. Holy crap the guitarist is good. and kinda large, but damn. Arpeggio's like none other. and the vocalist is pretty good too. I guess the other stuff is good. damnit i love this band

Symphony X rocks my socks off

Symphony X by Sagegoku666 February 8, 2005

Symphony 

An amazing girl, who is a lover of the good things in life. She's cares for many, and gets along with just about anyone. She likes to make people laugh and all she's needs to do is smile and people are immediately drawn to her.

Although she can be a little naive about particular things, she is still a great person who loves new experiences and is not one to be negative. She is not one to fall in love easily or constantly date, but when she does take the time for someone, that must mean they are very important to her. She'll care for the ones she loves and watch over them when they need it the most.

Because she is beautiful, she has many admirers, but -do not fear- she is not an unfaithful person nor promiscuous. She will always be your right hand as long as you are her left. She is not one to get angry or nag much but she will not waste her time.

She is very cute faced, but has a very nice proportionate body -from the front and back- .This is part of the reason why so many are after her; because of her nice body, cute face and kind smile. She has beautiful hair and is usually a natural-kind of girl that doesn't cakeup her face with weird colors/glitter. She also seems to be naturally talented at many things from different hobbies to kissing.

Guy 1 - What I would do to get a chance with Symphony .. she seems so genuine

Guy 2 - Man, you wouldn't have a chance, you're a troll compared to her
Guy 3 - She's so funny though.. I like her too <3

Symphony by Austin Hutchinson December 20, 2017