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swimming lessons on the penis 

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"
Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

Swimming lessons on the penis 

to learn how to use the penis better
Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.

Irish swimming lessons 

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

Huxtable Swimming Lesson 

Any sexual act occuring in any Bathtub or swimming pool. Used on The Cosby Show in the 1980's when Cliff and Clair wanted to go upstairs and bang in the shower "Come on dear, lets take a Huxtable swimming lesson"
Guy 1: There is a lot of banging noise coming from the bathroom. Guy 2: Yeah Jeff and Sarah are taking a Huxtable swimming lesson