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summer sweaty sack 

The moment when your hairy ball sack begins to sweat in the hot summer sun as they slap against your penis while you're chasing after women wearing thong bikinis.
"Oh my God dude.. That woman was playing hard to get while I was chasing her down the beach when suddenly I got fucking summer sweaty sack... Now it itches until I scratch it. Damn it Beavis.

office summer sweater 

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.
Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.

summer sweater. 

A person sporting excessive body hair during the summer season.
Johnny loved wearing less during the hotter season but never went out without his summer sweater.
summer sweater. by Cnary August 29, 2009

Sweaty dog summer 

Refers to extremely hot summer weather. The temperature is purportedly high enough to make dogs, an animal which does not sweat, sweat.

Origin: Believed to have been first used by 21st century Midwestern farmers.
Anna: Could your sweat stains get any bigger? Seriously, did you go swimming? Maybe you were dared to drink 6 beers without using your hands?

Tommy: Sorry babe, there is nothing I can do. It's a sweaty dog summer and it's even hotter on the dance floor.