squeebel

Someone/something that is weak sauce and bad. They would smell really awful.

Look at that moose over there, its a total squeebel.

squeebel by rsguy225 October 28, 2018

squeezel 

1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.

Squeezel soup? WTF is a squeezel?

squeezel by Locker June 11, 2007

Squeeblers 

Elongated banana-shaped breasts

He asked her to keep her goddamned squeeblers in her shirt. No one wanted to see them nanner-tits.

Squeeblers by Merry Squeeblerman October 14, 2013

Squeeble

The quilted pattern you get on your nails when you go to bed too soon after painting them with nail varnish.
N.B. Even when your nail varnish appears to be dry, you are still at risk of squeeble.

Girl One: "I'm going to bed"
Girl Two: "Haven't you just painted your nails?"
Girl One: "Yeah... Like an hour ago"
Girl Two: "BEWARE THE SQUEEBLE!!"

Squeeble by Kirsty and Nog January 18, 2009

squeebe 

One who acts in manner that is not tolerable in public places

That man is pouring milk all over himself in starbucks. Report that squeebe to the manager!

squeebe by Tyler Willson December 10, 2006

Squeegel 

1. n- a best friend, boyfriend/girlfriend, friend with benefits, good friend, or friend that you flirt with. basically, anyone that you can squeeze/hug/hold.

2. v- to squeeze someone, as in a bear hug.

1.) girl, tell me you're not on the phone with booty squeegel right now, you know he just wants to hook up.

2.) omg! i can't believe i didn't get to squeegel you one last time before you left for your trip! :(

Squeegel by mv09 May 25, 2009

Squeebles 

(n). -The measurement of a portion, of that which can not be of use; unless collected.

"-Hey bro! Is there any drugs left?
-Sorry bro, I only have squeebles left."

Squeebles by Fitzhendrix January 28, 2017