Squeegel 

1. n- a best friend, boyfriend/girlfriend, friend with benefits, good friend, or friend that you flirt with. basically, anyone that you can squeeze/hug/hold.

2. v- to squeeze someone, as in a bear hug.

1.) girl, tell me you're not on the phone with booty squeegel right now, you know he just wants to hook up.

2.) omg! i can't believe i didn't get to squeegel you one last time before you left for your trip! :(

Squeegel by mv09 May 25, 2009

German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.

You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!

German Squeegee by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

Vanderwallen Squeegee 

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.

Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

Vanderwallen Squeegee by Bob Madden August 21, 2007

squeezel 

1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.

Squeezel soup? WTF is a squeezel?

squeezel by Locker June 11, 2007

Headlight Squeegee 

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

Headlight Squeegee by mrrab June 11, 2015

squeebel

Someone/something that is weak sauce and bad. They would smell really awful.

Look at that moose over there, its a total squeebel.

squeebel by rsguy225 October 28, 2018

Beef Squeegee 

A Beef Squeegee is a term used to describe a used, yet tight vagina, particularly the vagina of a prostitute.

Although a pro on the street corner circuit, it was impressive to see the prostitute's beef squeegee was tighter than a nun's Gucci hole.

Beef Squeegee by carlton spoona'ge April 21, 2018