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a crossbreed between scene, punk, and indie kids
only cool kids are spunkie

or another word for horny

oooorrr when a person prefers to give someone a hand-job with their left hand

- spread it around-

=)
"whoa that girl is wearin a studded belt, cow boyboots and has a flippin' mo-howak! Shes so spunkie!"

"Damn! she makes me so spunkie!"

"That girl gave it to be spunkie!"
Spunkie by look out your window August 23, 2009

Spunkler 

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar
If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.
Spunkler by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009

Spunkenzwunk 

A word not even Google knows! Spunkenzwunk is a very universal word, similar to "stuff", but you can also use it to cuss (see examples).
(looking for something): Damn, where's my Spunkenzwunk?!?

(you see your best friend fucking your gf): Get the fuck outa here you shitty Spunkenzwunk!
Spunkenzwunk by t-nu September 17, 2007

Jungle Spunkies 

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.
"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"
Jungle Spunkies by The_juceman February 27, 2018

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.
I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag
Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

old spunker 

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.
John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!
old spunker by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018