spuke 

The combination of the words puke and spew to double the effective-ness of both words.

Dude, I read the definition for Pink sock and I freakin spuked!!! Theres some sick fucks out there...

spuke by hamstar April 4, 2005

spuke 

The combining of the word "Puke" (as to vomit) and the word "Shit" (as to defecate). Meaning to "Puke" and "Shit" at the same time.

"I pulled my hand out of her pants, and it smelled so horrible, I Spuked all over her and the bed"

spuke by Suicidal King April 12, 2005

spuke 

A combination of spew and puke used when feeling unwell or vomiting

I just spuked over there on the grass.

spuke by zara.y May 8, 2021

Spuke 

When you sneeze and puke (whether it be in your throat or spit out) all over the place
Tends to happen when you laugh too hard.
Also can be called speezing

Person 1: Dude I just totally spuked!
Person 2: What the heck is that?

Person 1: Bleh, I just speezed
Person 2: Speezed? Isn't that when you sneeze and puke and stuff?

Spuke by paulsys June 10, 2013

spuke 

Spuke(ing) is the act of a female puking up sperm after swallowing during oral sex

-did you see that new porn video?
- yea it was great until the end when she spuked....

spuke by markmooreforsure March 10, 2009

spuke 

The act of ejaculation upon a bitch, then shortly after vomiting on her in your sleep so she is covered in sperm and vomit

Dude I spuked all over this bitch last night, then ditched before she woke up

spuke by cobby hallen October 17, 2011

trench spike 

A weapon used during WWI to stab peoples in the brains. Also, an exceedingly good anti-zombie invasion weapon.

!) Zhe Germans are coming. Do you have your trench spike?

2) Zhe Zombies are coming. Do you have your trench spike?

trench spike by Vladimir McCools October 23, 2007