splurgle 

V./ N.
V.= when a thick substance(usually the consistancy of cool ketchup) spills and quickly stains.
N.= The chunky stain resulting from the verb form of this word.

V.= "Oh Shitake! this thing just splurgled the ketchup all over me!"
N.= "This bites, ive got a soda splurgel on my new shirt."

splurgle by Dominus Nocti May 13, 2005

Splurgle 

a person of below average inteligence

Timmy came home with all Fs on his school report. His dad asked "why are you such a splurgle?"

Splurgle by Stevie R The Splurgle Creator July 20, 2019

urge to splurge 

When one can no longer hold thy liquids in his body and must have them released.

In school I get the urge to splurge so I whip out my cock and get started

urge to splurge by White chocolate 2325 April 17, 2014

spurgled 

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.

I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...

spurgled by Leewrong August 31, 2017

splurgeded 

the act of cuming immensely

yo that guy totally splurgeded

splurgeded by massasivedongling February 17, 2021

plastic splurgery 

excessive shopping in a short period of time, usually using a credit card

Molly was so surprised when she maxed out her credit card, but everyone knew she had a bad plastic splurgery addiction.

plastic splurgery by volleyballr April 5, 2009

red splurge 

1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY

I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.

red splurge by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 17, 2017