When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.
Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.
Kevin: Man, that's horrible!
Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.
Kevin: Man, that's horrible!
Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.
by souperpig November 4, 2009
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Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself
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The place where one goes when in alot of trouble. Usually the kind of trouble of their own creation and the situation has drastically deteriorated.
A major stuff up.
A major stuff up.
Oh fuck, I can't believe you forgot to put the car tyre back on properly; we are really up Shitter's Ditch now.
A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."
A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."
by Harry Goodson October 1, 2010
Get the Shitter's Ditch mug.The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.
by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014
Get the shitter's remorse mug.It your rear hole or the shit hole or your butthole or your money hole or whatever you call it, it's your asshole.
by BIG V AKA VOODOO November 11, 2007
Get the shitter spitter mug.A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.
Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !
by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018
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Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."
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