spermaculate

The process of male sexual ejaculation.

My dear, such is the state of my personal arousal that I shall have no recourse but to spermaculate all over your lilly whites forthwith.

spermaculate by rojodelosaltos February 11, 2005

spermulate 

Another term for projectile ejaculation. Also known as a "Cum Cannon."

Oh my god i cant believe you just spermulated on my face

spermulate by Terrence, Nigel May 30, 2006

Spejaculate 

The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"

Spejaculate by funnyfucker April 8, 2009

Spermulate 

To spermulate, is to jizz your big volumtuous load.

I spermulated all over your grannys pussy last night. It was spermulicious.

Spermulate by Dense boner forest November 24, 2018

Spermagulation 

Spermagulation is semen clogging the urethra. This side affect occurs if you do not urinate shortly after sexual intercourse or masturbation. It can become quite painful if this is not taken care of post haste.

"SHIT! My penis is on fire! I should have cleared out my urethra sooner than later to avoid the retched spermagulation."

Spermagulation by Grantyy October 19, 2008

Specjaculate

An explosion of speculation over something very small.

That guy specjaculated over thinking that she would fall in love with him.

Specjaculate by Shane O September 6, 2007

specjaculate

verb

To cause a fanboy to spontaneously ejaculate over unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products.

Mac zealots around the world specjaculated after seeing some faked shots of a rumored Apple iVideoPhonePod.

specjaculate by iceberg July 16, 2008