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Spasticunt 

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.
'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '
Spasticunt by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

spasticopolous 

To be surrpounded by spastic and erratic people. Nowhere to run to and you can't get out of a bad situation! When everyone around you is freaking out for no real reason, and there are so many people, you are fricken stuck!

1. To be stuck and surrounded by spastic people
2. Nowhere to run to and nowhere to hide
3. Having a BBW sitting on your face and you can't breathe for 3 minutes.. you become "spasticopolous"
I was at a parade... they were throwing beads, drinking bear... then all of a sudden people went spasticopolous when the cops showed up!
spasticopolous by DerekJay February 3, 2010

swasticool 

When neo-nazi's think something is cool
Dude, this facist government is swasticool
swasticool by HAWKSDUDE81 October 12, 2017

spastico 

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic
Your ex boyfriend is a spastico
spastico by Biriani June 9, 2021

El Spastico 

1) A match between two absolutely diabolical football clubs
2) Ipswich Town vs Norwich City
We’re just 10 minutes away from kick off here at Carrow Road for today’s El Spastico between Norwich and Ipswich for 17th place in the Championship table
El Spastico by fox biscuits April 9, 2022

spastico 

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic
Your ex boyfriend is a spastico
spastico by Biriani June 9, 2021