spamdexed

To be spamdexed means to have violated the search engine guidelines, usually Google's, and be punished for it by being removed from the search engine or losing all visibility.

or to be spamdexed on spamdexed.com, to be reported as a violator of the search engine guidelines, usually Google's, in order to show up at the top of the search engine pages.

Yo, he tried to trick google and got spamdexed!

I did 1 billion rumrr links and spamdexed my site

spamdexed by Feefee October 16, 2014

spadered 

When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)

He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)

spadered by SpadeAvenger April 24, 2004

spamdex

To add words that are frequently queried in Internet search engines to make your site come up in unrelated searches. The words are often hidden as text the same colour as the background.

Probably from Wired's Jargon Watch.

"I spamdexed the word 'sex' 200 times in the home page"

spamdex by Andrew July 2, 2004

spammered 

When you go on vacation, and come back to a mailbox full of junk mail.

I left for a week and my inbox got spammered with offers.

spammered by Bob Dean February 23, 2006

Spandexew 

When someone squeezes their XXXL body into Size 0 lime green Spandex and is confident.

"Ew, that spandexew is just ew. "
"What spandex? Ew.

Spandexew by Escapeb4u March 26, 2021

spadered 

Loosing ones genitalia by way of the spade.

Like with dogs only more fun.

see spading

When he came at me with his spade I knew I was going to get spadered.

spadered by spader March 29, 2004

spadered 

Having been gotten to by spader.

He spadered my cat, he spadered my dog, and then he came for my hot dog!

(Rhyme of the Spaded, by Comrade Mullady)

spadered by Spader April 23, 2004