smooth poo 

A poop in which wiping will result in nothing on the toilet paper

Mike: I just took a poo, and after i wiped there was nothing on the TP
Jeff: nice man, that's what i like to call a smooth poo

smooth poo by Pop Pop January 13, 2008

Smoothypoo 

Nasty Diarrhea
Tends to resemble the shape and texture of a smoothy.
It kind of drips.

OMG! Is that Doe in Castle Crashers smoothypooing the entire getaway scene?

Smoothypoo by Jesusloveseverybody exceptyou October 20, 2010

SmoothSpook 

A small racist

"That guy is a real SmoothSpook"

SmoothSpook by NotVitalVile November 10, 2020

Pooch Smooch 

The act of giving a dog (pooch) a real big kiss (smooch)

Guy: I’m gonna give you a pooch smooch
Dog: Woof

Pooch Smooch by Toast Taste Good June 27, 2021

Pooch Smooch 

A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.

Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.

Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.

Pooch Smooch by BadAtty September 10, 2022

Poon Smooch 

When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.

DUDE! you should have seen it, brian's face was caked in poon smooch from that fat chick.

Poon Smooch by Adam Handy April 29, 2007

pooch cooch smooch 

When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.

I was laying on the couch and got a pooch cooch smooch from Sophie and just about threw up!

pooch cooch smooch by Beaver Skateboards October 5, 2009