smlu 

Suck My Left Udder

Jeffrey: Man, Taylor is such a f**ker!
Bob: I know right? She can SMLU!
Jeffrey: Woah.

smlu by zhdelta April 12, 2011

SMLUTAWL 

Superman My Life Up The Ass Without Lube.

Dude 1: Dood, I fucked Ginava last night and now there are some weird looking bumps all over my body...ffffFUCK is going awnnnn
Dude 2: That's like, AIDS cancer shit brahhh, you got 7 days to live mannnn, plus we're out of dank shettt mmmbuiiii
Dude 1: awww SHIT, SMLUTAWL

SMLUTAWL by BL4ZN May 7, 2010

Smlunt 

(v.) to smoke a blunt.

"Hey you wanna smlunt at my house?"

Smlunt by $eanMoney November 3, 2011

Smlum 

Smlum is the mixture of smegma, blood and cum. This occurs when someone with a severe case of smegma has an orgasm and his cum-shot takes the smegma along with his bloody cum.

I went for a shower this moring, and while undressing, my penis got stuck in my jocks by a large amount of dried smlum.

Smlum by Smeg-man March 26, 2009

Smlush 

To smile and blush uncontrollably

Chris made Britt smlush when he asked her to be his valentine.

Smlush by tunnelx February 6, 2015

Smlut 

the male version of a slut.

Dang that guy is such a smlut

Smlut by PimpDaddyMcFly May 13, 2012

smlurpch 

n. the sound jello makes when it is squeezed out of a plastic bag
v. to make the sound that jello makes when it is squeezed out of a plastic bag

When we squeezed the jello out of the plastic bag, it smlurpched.

smlurpch by SBWW May 15, 2008