smellum 

Smell-um (smael-um) -a fragrance, often used in personal care products that are applied to one's person.

1. Ulysses Everett McGill from O Brother, Where Art Though: I like the smell of my hair treatment; ... as soon as we get ourselves cleaned up and we get a little smellum Dapper Dan Hair Tonic in our hair...

2. Calvin Klein's Obsession is a nice little smellum.

smellum by John E McNamara February 27, 2008

Smellucinating 

To smell something that is not really there. A nasal hallucination as it were...
'Smellucination', 'Smellucinated', 'Smellucinator' etc

'Tony pull your self together and stop smellucinating! There is no salami here!'

Smellucinating by buttonbean August 4, 2008

Skellum 

1. A creepy-crawly of any description, esp. cockroaches, beetles, caterpillars, etc. found around the house.

2. Something to call a small child in fun, in mischief, affectionately, or to admonish it.

Common slang in sub-equatorial Africa in the 2nd half of the 20th Century.

n. Scots
A rascal; a rogue.
Dutch schelm, from Low German, from Middle Low German.

"Mum! Mum! There's a skellum in the bath!"

"Lifted that rock in the garden, there were at least three kinds of skellums underneath!"

Mother to child whose mouth is covered in chocolate: "I see there's been a skellum in the chocolate biscuits!"

Mother cuddling mischievous child: "I love you, my little skellum!"

Mother to child covered in mud: "Go wash this minute, you horrible little skellum!"

Skellum by rvldejung April 6, 2009

smellucinating 

the act of smelling odours which are not actually lingering.

is someone cookin' bacon up in this or am i smellucinating?

smellucinating by Darcy MacDonald April 6, 2006

smellulitis

a malodorous soft tissue infection often accompanied by purulent drainage

The patient's smellulitis was so bad I had to wear a mask in the exam room.

smellulitis by chfmd October 20, 2011

Smellmet 

A specialized containment device that allows the wearer to enjoy the aroma for long period of time. Something like a fishbowl inverted with a chinstrap.

I took a shit in a bucket and strapped it on her head, waalah......Smellmet.

Smellmet by B1gPerm December 7, 2010

Smellma 

A newly discovered, extreme case of BOFA, more deadly than the likes of LIGMA, SUGMA and even E-TMA. If one is unfortunate enough to obtain this extreme stage of BOFA, a painful, brutal and morally scarring death/roast.

Darius: Holy shit the doctors said the unthinkable; Juan has hit the final stage! SMELLMA!
Jerome: Damn that nigga finna die.
Darius: Yeah, the surgeon in L.A. can't even perform SMELLMA BALLS. Says that it's too late.

Smellma by BLT(Big Latino Tiddies) October 24, 2018