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Spermatitis 

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.
No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?
Spermatitis by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

smegmatite 

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.
wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?
smegmatite by thecreator May 26, 2006

Smegmaitis 

When your smegma is so bad that whenever you sit somewhere it leaves smegma all over the seat, you have obviously got smegmaitis
Mia got up from her seat and you could see the smegma she left on the seat, her stank pot ass obviously had smegmaitis
Smegmaitis by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

Smegmatician 

A connoisseur of smegma who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.
Tony: "This wine is bland."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."
Smegmatician by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Professor of Smegmatics 

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.
"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics

smegmatosis 

Both the inflammation and the odor arising from the unwashed, uncut (uncircumcised) penis. A result of the build up of smegma.
Dude, wash yourself completely so you don't get that nasty smegmatosis you're always complaining about. OR I would give him head, but he stinks of smegmatosis!