slapfight 

An argument, usually on Internet forums or message boards, about a petty issue that gets blown completely out of proportion. Typically draws ridicule, but is quite hilarious and amused interest from third parties.

Did you read that slapfight on reddit the other day? They were arguing about whether farts could reach lethal levels of smelliness!

slapfight by masterfail May 23, 2014

slapfight 

In the sport of slap fighting, two opponents stand across each other on opposite sides of a table and the rules are pretty straightforward – they exchange slaps with their opponent until one gives up or gets knocked out ( a KO ). Slapfight's can be seen at SlapFights.com

I watched a slapfight video
I participated in a slapfight

slapfight by BSeiler November 4, 2016

East Austin Slapfight

A fight characterized by both combatants being underskilled in actual fisticuffs. Participants generally rely on rhetorical jousting as well as simple cheating.

The only way The Left could win an East Austin slapfight is by tying razor blades to his hands and pretending it was a cockfight to the death.

East Austin Slapfight by City Limits January 18, 2006

russian slap fight 

An absolute beatdown session.

-A line is drawn in dirt

-Right foot of both men is placed on the line

-The men interlock hands over the line

-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin

-They begin by slapping each other in the face

-Note: As hard as possible

-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.

-Best two out of three is the winner

Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.

russian slap fight by Hugh Jass 2 December 14, 2010

starfighter pilot 

Without a doubt, the absolute best profession that a person can have. Involves flying around in a small spacecraft and using your various inhuman skills and ridiculously named weapons to shoot down bad spacecraft, preferably piloted by evil aliens. In addition, starfigher pilots must speak in ludicrous pseudo military flight speak. Examples of starfigher pilots exist in Star Wars, Wing Commander, Battlestar Galactica, and The Last Starfighter.

Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.

"They came from behind!"

starfighter pilot by CannibalGuppy June 3, 2004

Starfighter 

One of the best space/yaoi web comics out there. It follows the story of a fighter and navigator, named Cain and Abel, respectively. It is written by HamletMachine on DeviantArt, and can also be found on starfightercomic.com. The first 5-6 panels depict their first meeting, while panels 7-20 describe their first space battle together. Panels following that depict the aftermath of the battle, and some semi-mature content between the two men.

The first mention of Starfighter was in the form of a concept page, posted on August 20, 2008. It has received over 15000 views since then.

"Did you hear that the new Starfighter panels are out?"

"No, I didn't. Are they good?"

"Of course they are! It's classic HamletMachine."

Starfighter by wolfoftherain53 January 9, 2009

Bitch Boy Slap Fight 

A slap fight between two painfully pasty and white, lanky, bitch boys. Usually started after a bitch boy loses in a game or gets mad to or with another bitch boy.

Unfunny Comedian got into a bitch boy slap fight with the Drunken peasants and lost!

Bitch Boy Slap Fight by Jon the Savage May 29, 2016