When you enter a coworkers work space or cubicle, pass terrible, terrible flatulence, then block / hinder individual from leaving, preferably for at least 8 seconds. Not to be confused with a "Dutch oven".
"Dude, I just performed a stinking McDooligan on the new guy. Then I welcomed him to our group."
Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!