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Skeezy Skeeze 

The ultimate Skeeze-Master. This person has been honored with this title for good reason. Not just anyone can be named "Skeezy Skeeze".

This person holds all the qualities of someone who is Sleazy, Slutty, Sketchy and Skanky. Some other related adjectives include: Dusty, Greasy, Dirty, Rusty, Hoochie, Trashy, and Hilarious.

The "Skeezy Skeeze" in question can be male or female and will generally inhabit a plethora of STI's including but not limited to: 'The Clap', 'The Herps', 'The Drip', 'The Great Pretender', 'The Trick', 'The Bad Blood', 'The Germ', 'The Dozens', and 'The Trots'.
Person 1: "There's my favorite Skeezy Skeeze!"

Person 2: "You know that guy?"

Person 1: "Hell ya! That guy had more diseases than a gas station bathroom!"

Person 2: "No doubt he is the most inebriated person here!"
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Farmer's Sneeze 

The act of evacuating one nostril while holding the other shut.
Viscous goo dripped from his eye as the result of my well-aimed, farmer's sneeze.
Farmer's Sneeze by Ian B. Hall March 19, 2008

sophia's sneeze 

Any girl named sophia, sophi, or sophie generally has a unique sneeze. It could be unique because of timing, pitch, or sound. The girl does not necessarily have to have the name "sophia", although any uniquely timed, unique sounding, or unique pitched female sneeze is still called a "sophia's sneeze".
Charlie: Let us have a moment of silence for our beloved friend and coworker, Steve Jobs.
Everyone: *silent*
Alice: *sneeze*
Charlie: Wow, well that's sophia's sneeze for you.

or

Sophia: ACHAGAZUNHEIIIIGGHHT!!
Kyle: Figures. Your name is sophia, so obviously you'd have the signature "sophia's sneeze".

or

Sophi: *sounding like a mouse* Achoo.
Frank: To be frank, you do have a sophia's sneeze
sophia's sneeze by JoJojo July 5, 2012

Your dad’s sneeze

The loudest sound in the universe
I can’t hear anything because of your dad’s sneeze

The Devil's Sneeze

When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.
I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.

The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.

trucker's sneeze 

The act of unclogging one's nostril by plugging the opposite nostril and blowing with reckless abandon, so as to expel a large amount of snot or other matter with little concern for where it lands.
I didn't have a tissue so I decided a trucker's sneeze was in order. I'm breathing a lot better now, but I definitely got a dirty look from the old lady that was feeding the ducks.

The Bee's Sneeze

When you suck the sweet nectar out of a girl's vagina and blow it back in to her nose.
"Alex totally did The Bee's Sneeze to me last night, it was disgusting. I kind of want to do it again."
The Bee's Sneeze by dss11 April 20, 2016