shritty

A small, long-haired dog with crooked legs and an abnormally long tail

“Hi, my name is (blank) and this is my Shritty dog, Hank!”

shritty by pickledpepperpicker February 6, 2021

shittymorph 

Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!

shittymorph by vynepa February 11, 2019

Shitty Salmon 

A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.

Random guy: This cologne smells like someone took a shit!
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.

Shitty Salmon by Zesteas December 6, 2021

Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.

Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

Shitty Hair by I listen to girl in red uwu August 10, 2020

Poopy Shitty Bum Bum 

An Adjective meaning a dirty asshole filled with fecal matter and outrageous amounts of chunky poop.

Sarah has a poopy shitty bum bum.

Poopy Shitty Bum Bum by Mr.Cool Kat February 7, 2012

Shittycack 

When people are having anal and the person getting it shits on the other persons cock and they put it in a bag and keep going.

Melanie totally shittycacked James last night!

Shittycack by shittycack March 19, 2010

Shitty bananas

Something that's both cuckoo bananas and a little unfortunate.

"Yeah last night was crazy! Pretty sure I threw my shoes out of a car window though."

"Haha wow, that's shitty bananas."

Shitty bananas by therealginganinja June 9, 2016