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When someone gets very congested with stupidly thick snot and generally feels like shit. Usually is accompanied by a headache and sore throat.
"Mommmmm! I can't breathe! I'm so shnocky!!"

"I wouldn't come to visit while you're in the hospital, but I've been feeling shnocky."
Shnocky by Sherylinnie February 7, 2026
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shnockered 

Last night I got really shnockered at this party, it was great.
shnockered by Henry Schexnayder November 5, 2002
Synonym for cutie. Describing the cutest, most perfect person you could ever have.
My shnooky loves me!
Shnooky by shnooky112307 September 19, 2009

shocky cheese 

A habit or action in which you continue to engage, despite the fact that it has burned you in the past.

The term is derived from experiments where a rodent is put into a maze containing a delicious piece of cheese (perhaps Roquefort) that is hooked up to a wire that shocks the rodent. The rodent keeps forgetting that's the shocky cheese.

Coined by 710 KIRO AM radio host Luke Burbank on the show "Too Beautiful To Live."
"Starbucks is my shocky cheese. I was already paying for my latte when I remembered, 'I hate this place!'"
shocky cheese by eeMuLi April 25, 2008

Shocky Brown 

the two step process of first generating static electricity by shuffling your socked feet on carpet followed by the poking of the tip of your member in the anal cavity giving the girl a shocking surprise
She said she wanted me to surprise her with anal but i think a shocky brown was in order
Shocky Brown by grundel McGooch October 17, 2009

Shnockweezied 

Drunker than drunk. Absolutely hammered 🔨 Stumbling Falling Puking at the same time.
Hey guy's did you see Rolly last night after he left that gay bar Club Rain ☔? It was dollar you call it and that MOTHERFUCKER was straight Shnockweezied!!
Shnockweezied by BigPapi024 May 1, 2017