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Shmozzle 

The thing inside you that makes you feel worried or stressed
Don't wozzle your shmozzle
Shmozzle by Nozzley May 12, 2010

shnozzle monster 

the one out of a group of friends whom is able to consume his own bodyweight in cocaine in an hour, with hilarious consequences
'mans just wafted 4 gram of cowie up his shnozzer, dang that guy's a shnozzle monster'
shnozzle monster by deathznow September 12, 2006

Fo Shozzle 

A synonym for Fo Shizzle; For sure; Slang for agreeing with something or someone
FO SHOZZLE!
A problem that really isn't neccesary, or that could easily be fixed, but usualy isn't.
Everyone keeps yelling and shouting over each other, what a shamozzle.

The other day at the game Jack was shamozzling, trying to rile up the other team.

There's a big shamozzle at the intersection, all the cars are banked up because of one idiot

Shnozzled 

The act of wrapping the meaty foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the nose and nostrils of an unsuspecting partner. Typically done prior to engaging in oral sex.
Dan decided to have a little fun with his girlfriend Rita. Expecting to engulf his rigid knob for oral, Dan surprised her and Shnozzled her first.
Shnozzled by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

shozzle my nozzle 

Poor variation on the popular replacement of "'Sup my nigga" by "Shizzle my nizzle." Humor value is achieved through the word nozzle, which could easily sound like "suck my dick" if interpreted improperly.
Dude 1: Sup yo.
Dude 2: Shozzle my nozzle.
Dude 1: Dude, I dont swing that way slaps Dude 1