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The youtuber, shmomo
he does reaction videos on youtube...
YOOOOOO, did you see shmomo's new video?????
Yeah man, the one on (insert music video), It was mad cool!!!!
by brokenlightbulb March 7, 2017
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when a nose is stuck into someones butthole. In other terms, just plain wrong and fucked up... don't try this at home kids...
Bro this is one of the best porn films I've ever seen

Holy shit thats nasty!! That guy just gave that other guy a shmomo!! why the fuck would you watch this!?!

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...My dick feels like corn!!

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Dammit, thats the third hit marker ive gotten with this fucking sniper!! Im'a make infinity ward give me some shmomo action by their communist jewgernaut president who made this shitty ass game!!
by clifford111 July 9, 2010
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Whats up shmomo ?
by Jaymonator April 27, 2011
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Shlomo Sixt

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A useless car rental company in Israel where all of their cars are falling apart.
"I rented a Mazda 5 from Shlomo Sixt in Israel, the piece of shit was missing to hub caps , one rear view mirror and one seat belt. The sales person told me, you dont need hub caps, they fall off anyway" Useless Sixt!
by Sharone B January 28, 2009
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Shmomosexual

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The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
by rperazag May 5, 2010
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Is a silly person, pet name as silly dumb dumb. A clown act, A slow thinker, not quick reactor. A slow frog leap.
Smomo is someone silly and dumb, in a pet loving manner. A slow leap.
by Cice Rivera June 20, 2009
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No Shlomo

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The Jewish alternative to 'No Homo'. Often used in regard to something Jewish.
"Dude, this bagel is delicious. No Shlomo."
by proooo March 12, 2010
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