shlongo 

over sized penis

ross has a big shlongo

shlongo by ross campbell May 1, 2003

El shlongo 

An El shlongo is the word shlong but in Spanish which means its better and upgraded.

Have you seen my El shlongo ?

El shlongo by Miguel300 January 16, 2021

Shlonga 

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

outer shpongolia

The tripped-out hallucinatory realm of world fusion trance band Shpongle.

Outer Shpongolia…a place of well being, and reflective surfaces, morphing like an Anacondas skin and shimmering like a million color changing squid, at fifty fathoms.

outer shpongolia by WorldFusionRadio.com January 10, 2012

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

Ding Dong Shlong 

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

Ding Dong Shlong by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016