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Shizzler 

An Australian derogatory word for Torres Straight Islander.
That shizzler stole my apples!!
Shizzler by Stephen3753 October 17, 2005

Shizzler's Hanky 

A quick cleanup necessity for the strip club when a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip. Ewwwpsies.
Matt was in a strip club and after that voluptuous babe left him with a shizzler's lip, he pulled the shizzler's hanky out of his pocket and shazam, he looked swazzling; no worries the rest of the night.

Chesapeake Shizzler 

The act of masturbating into a jar of heated peanut butter, and smearing the contents onto someone else's chest.
"Dude, I gave Melissa a Chesapeake Shizzler last night, it was amazing!"

Shizzlenizingguard 

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.
Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.

fo shizzle ma nizzle

a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."

fo' shizzle my nizzle 

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"
fo' shizzle my nizzle by Anonymous November 10, 2002