noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"
Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.
The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.
The exact opposite of shotgun "Shotnot _____" is called when a person wishes to not claim an object or to perform an action that several people do not wish perform and only one person can perform. In order to call a shotnot, one must say "shotnot ____" and place their index and middle fingers, so that they are together, on the side of their nose (kinda like a salute, see illustration). Everyone else wishing to abstain from the action or object must say "shotnot" and place their fingers on their nose. The last person to say shotnot is the loser and must do the action or collect the object.
Note: fingers are placed on the nose so you can actually see who was last, so there won't be arguing about "i said it/you didn't say it"
The result of eating a burrito from Chipotle and allowing it to incubate in your stomach for a good 2-4 hours. Typically, the dispatching of your Shitpotle requires a toilet plunger and half a roll of toilet paper.
Matt: Dude, I had the bestcarnitas burrito last night.
Nick: Wow, did you have some serious shitpotle afterwards?
Matt: Yeah, it took me half an hour to unclog the toilet.
The bowel movements that are the result of consuming Chipotle. Generally, it occurs shortly after one has finished their meal and is often quite unpleasant.