shatplank 

When something is completely and utterly rubbish

"Just had to spend a shatplank evening with my girlfriend's family" or "Have you heard the new Adele album? Well don't bother, it's shatplank!"

shatplank by BigEarn December 1, 2016

shatplank 

Word from the street.. in a kind of up-town manner, meaning 'cool.'

"Shamone, that fly-ass bitch is really shatplank.."

shatplank by Stim September 18, 2003

Shaclank 

This is the word used when something surprising happens in front of you!

SHACLANK! did you see that

Wow That guy just got SHACLANKED

Shaclank by CazeCaze February 4, 2021

shatpanked 

to be very drunk to the point where you cant walk or talk.

i was shatpanked last night. do you wanna go and get shatpanked

shatpanked by john griffiths May 25, 2006

Shatpank 

Shat-pank, comes from the tv program bo`selecta.
meaning great, brilliant or anything good. to be used in conversation.

that cup of tea was shatpank.
my day has been shatpank.
you look shatpank.

Shatpank by daniel May 21, 2004

Shitplank 

A term referring to a poorly made, or just an ugly, guitar or bass.

Devries are the king of shitplanks.

Shitplank by Maddox Fucking Rules October 1, 2014

shablank 

to think of a dumb thing at the wrong moment or other words a retarded thing

"That was the most shablank thing i have ever heard"

shablank by Kingsley April 10, 2005