shark attack 

Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated

Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever

shark attack by Jmart25 May 26, 2009

Shark Attack 

A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".

"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."

Shark Attack by Riley F. October 14, 2008

shark attack 

Engaging in sexual intercourse in a body of water (such as a pool) while a woman is on her period.

dateline: los angeles, thousands of pools run red with uterine blood as people all over the city practice the deviant sexual practice known as the "shark attack"

shark attack by Kuhrazy December 28, 2005

shark attack 

it's like getting caught off guard by a bus with teeth

"there was a shark attack at the beach last week"

shark attack by oerotoast August 17, 2018

Shark Attack 

A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.

"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"

"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"

Shark Attack by yaboythe ssd December 6, 2017

Shark Attack 

The act of recieving oral sex, and unexpectedly recieving teeth in the process

(Jessica) What's on your junk Kobe?

(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack

Shark Attack by CARBURNETMMINGSATON October 17, 2009

Shark Attack 

When a man and a woman are spooning in bed and the woman gets poked by an unsuspecting boner.

Girl: I've been trying to sleep all night but I keep getting shark attacked.
Guy: :-)

Shark Attack by Clickitorurbandicit July 9, 2010